Fermentation Jokes

The world is a little bit crazy right now, so sit back and enjoy some of the best fermentation jokes! If you don't like fermentation jokes, miso sorry ;)

Fermentation Jokes

Why did the kefir break up with the milk?
Because their relationship soured!

Why did the ginger beer plant go bankrupt?
It lost all its liquid assets.

Why did the sourdough starter break up with the kombucha SCOBY?
It said, “You're just not bubbly enough for me.”

What did ginger beer say after a bad joke?
"That was soda pressing."

What did the filmjölk whisper to the viili?
“Our relationship is really thickening.”

How do you calm down an angry matzoni?
Just let it culture overnight—it always mellows out.

What’s kombucha’s favorite subject at school?
Fizzics.

What’s sourdough’s favorite pick-up line?
“Dough you believe in loaf at first sight?”

What do you call a kombucha that's too confident?
A little SCOBY-dooby-doo much.

What do you call kefir that won't stop talking about itself?
Self-fermented.

Why was the viili so confident?
It had a thick culture behind it.

Why is ginger beer always calm under pressure?
It knows how to handle fermentation without blowing its top.

Why did the sourdough go to the gym?
To work on its buns.

What did one water kefir grain say when it bumped into another?
“Sorry, didn’t mean to fizz you off!”

How do water kefir grains keep secrets?
They’re good at bottling things up.

Why did the sourdough feel misunderstood?
Nobody appreciated its rye sense of humor.

Why was filmjölk perfect for the diplomatic role?
It’s always cultured and never curdles under pressure.

Why did the sourdough go to therapy?
It kneaded someone to rise above its issues.

What did the kombucha SCOBY say to the sourdough starter at the bar?
"Careful—you’re looking pretty well-bread tonight."

What did milk kefir say to water kefir?
"You’re my culture sibling from another dribbling."

Why was the sourdough always broke?
Because it spent all its dough.

Why did the sourdough meditate?
It wanted to find inner yeast.

What did milk kefir say when water kefir got engaged?
"Congratulations—you’ve finally found your fizzmate!"

Why did the kombucha file a police report?
Someone stole its mother culture.

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